Where did all my bloody books go? I can't find them. I'm stuck in the Owlery. I've already gotten two detentions, no thanks to you. I know this is your doing. Just can't get over having flaming orange hair for a week, can you? All the girls loved it. And even Peter thought it was amusing, so ha ha.
I need my books. GIVE ME MY BOOKS.
Come find me. Bastard.