I can't admire my headmaster now? Look at that beard! It's damned impressive! And the way those robes CLING!
I ♥ Albus Dumbledore.
And no, I haven't been anywhere near anything of Malfoy's. Eurgh. Talk about being mentally oversexed. Speaking of Malfoy, he says you want to lick the inside of his ass? What's that about? Please tell me this isn't true.